Me: ''Guess what Mister M? I received a letter for you... from Santa.''
''What?! Santa wrote to ME???!! What does it say?''
Me: ''Wait, I'll read it to you. Dear Mister Minoune, I wish to thank you for your letter. Unfortunately, I will not be able to bring you 50 LIVE mice, as requested.''
''Sounds suspicious. Are you sure Santa wrote this?''
Me: ''Yes, of course! Let me read the rest. Secondly, I heard that you were not very good this year.''
''That's hearsay.''
Me: ''Therefore, you will have to be satisfied with the present I will personally choose for you. I wish you a very merry Christmas. - Santa Claus.''
''I don't see how a 200-year-old man can choose a gift that's appropriate for a cat.''
''Not very good this year... Pfffffffff...''
The Santa's got some nerve! I don't see how your wish would have been too much to ask! There are so many mice in this world that 50 for you would be a piece of cake to organize!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he?! Can't wait to see what he will bring me instead. It better be GOOD! I'll keep you posted.
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Man. Bummer. Guess you'll have to catch those mice yourself! - Crepes.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I'll catch them. I'll show Santa that I don't have to rely on him to get what I want.
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I would ask for a second opinion! Yankee Boots >^..^<
ReplyDeleteI know I wasn't naughty. Well, maybe a little bit... but I still deserve those mice!
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